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 # twm-sysctl
+Sysctl, a bot for reporting the status of the daemons running on its host and other hosts.
 
-Sysctl, a bot for reporting the status of the daemons running on its host and other hosts.
-This wasn't originally going to even be uploaded here, so expect some jank. I may polish this eventually... but probably not.
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+## Setup
+For now, I will only provide a general setup tutorial. Someone who knows about web development should know a bit more about this.
+
+### 1.) SCNITS - Self-Contained Node Information Transfer Server
+#### What is a SCNITS
+Each of my nodes have a PHP-enabled web server intended to let nodes tell other nodes information, which is not accessible from the internet. These servers run on port 9050.
+
+#### Starting a SCNITS (or something like it)
+Sysctl bots use this server. What it cares about (as of now) is the contents of `/server/`. Let's pretend you want to track three daemons - `matrix`, `nginx`, and `gitea`. In this case, `/server/index.php` would contain the following:
+
+```
+<?php
+    echo "matrix\n";
+    echo "nginx\n";
+    echo "gitea";
+?>
+```
+
+That would tell the bot that it needs to check `/server/matrix/`, `/server/nginx/`, and `/server/gitea/`.
+
+Assuming you use `systemctl`, ach PHP script in these folders are pretty similar (except nginx, in my case).
+
+Matrix:
+```
+<?php
+        $active = shell_exec("systemctl is-active synapse-matrix.service");
+        if ($active == "active\n") {
+                echo 1;
+        } else {
+                echo 0;
+        }
+?>
+```
+
+Nginx:
+```
+<?php
+        // Theres no way you'd be reading if Nginx wasn't running.
+        echo 1;
+?>
+```
+
+Gitea:
+```
+<?php
+        $active = shell_exec("systemctl is-active gitea.service");
+        if ($active == "active\n") {
+                echo 1;
+        } else {
+                echo 0;
+        }
+?>
+```
+
+And so on.
+
+### 2.) Setting up the bot itself.
+#### Dependencies
+First off, this bot requires some dependencies. Install them with `pip3`: matrix-nio, urllib3, and ping3.
+
+Matrix-nio is the library I use to communicate with the Matrix server. URLLib3 lets me get webpages. Ping3 pings machines.
+
+Also, this bot has only been tested on Python 3.7. It SHOULD work on version 3.0 and newer, but no guarantees. It is not compatible with Python 2.x.
+
+#### Actual setup
+Now we are ready to set up the bot. First, download `sysctl.py` from this repository and place it somewhere. In the same folder, create a new `sysctl.ini` file. This file is the configuration file the bot will read on startup.
+
+Information on what to put in your `sysctl.ini` file is located in the `sysctl.ini.template` file in this repository.
+
+Now, you can run it with `python sysctl.py`, or `python3.7 sysctl.py` in some cases.
+
+#### Hold it! We need an account!
+Yeah my bad. You must create an account for your bot. I usually do with with [Electron.io](https://electron.io/), a web client for Matrix. Create your account, and use those for the `username` and `password` fields.
+
+## FAQ
+#### Why is the password storage so insecure?
+Haha... yeahhh...
+
+#### It doesn't work!
+Please leave an issue, I'd be glad to help you out!
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